Worth Repeating

‘Tick tock, tick tock’

‘Gimme the keys, fucking moron!’

‘…and as the Prime Minister’s car pulls away…’

‘Tick’

‘Gaffer tape, Jimmy’

‘Gaffer tape’

‘Jimmy. Moron’

‘Telephone number 0767453. Tick’

‘Pete’s place, Greenwich’

‘Bertie likes his cheese! Clever Bertie!’

‘ARMED POLICE! COME OUT, PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM! COME OUT NOW!’

‘Any sign of the hostages, Mike?’

‘No, nothing. Just some bloody bird squawking about gaffer tape and Greenwich’

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