‘Oars for Legs’:
It’s very embarrassing to have a spasm in the middle of a – how shall we say – romantic interlude. Even more so when you have succeeded in trapping your paramour by the genitals and pinned him up against the wall. Cerebral palsy can be a bugger sometimes.
Out on Full of Crow: disability positive with a giggle and a smidgen of nearly-there science.
Dr Suzanne Conboy-Hill 
Oh dear – that’s deflating, I reckon.
Might be if you’re in a dinghy – you have to watch those pointy burny things!